I Hate Snakes

It has to be said. Stephen Spielberg is a horse's patoot. I worked with a bullwhip champion for months to perfect my form. I learned how to fly a plane. I was even able to stomach Karen Allen in my presence for 5 or 6 minutes at a time before being forced to chew grass for some much needed relief.

Did he care? Not bloody likely.

3 days into principal photography I was unceremoniously dumped in favor of some actor named Harry or Harvey or something.

Stephen... that "I hate snakes" line was mine. Thief.